Sunday, September 04, 2005

The government is Bull...

The government is, figuratively speaking, Bull Shit. By shit, I don't mean the ebonic pronoun gangster rappers commonly use, but the vulgar word that offends your church going grandmother. Here is some justification:
    If I murder some Iraqi, the US government gives me an award. (Oh but Justin, murder isn't murder when the government tells you to do it.) Are you tough enough for the truth?
    If I put up a sign that says "Who cut the cheese?" in English in the French part of Canada, I would have to be required to put up a second sign in French saying "Qui a coupé le fromage?"
    If I said that Castro is a chubby old bastard while in Cuba I could go to jail.

Government, like the shit from a bull, can also be used to fertilize the ground for healthy living things to grow from. But it stinks and should be used carefully. Much like this blog.

Related link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charter_of_the_French_Language

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