Guns for the Homeless

Saving Money

2010-01-03T18:57:00.004-07:00

It turns out, when the government houses people, the government saves money on incarcerating people. So it isn't saving taxes is not the reason for not housing homeless people. I wonder if we have the homeless problem that we do because a large percentage of Americans are secrete Satanic sadists.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705255378/Housing-cuts-jail-time-for-homeless.html

Suicide Solution

2010-01-01T21:02:00.002-07:00

Suicide is a solution to one's own homeless problem. They should write a really good suicide note and keep in mind who finds their body. But harming one's self to the point of death may not be needed. Going so far as to get disabled could get a homeless person a home in a nursing home.

Cartoon Karma

2009-12-30T14:29:00.002-07:00

If the world really worked the way it is depicted in silly children's cartoons, all homeless people would have to do is smile and take their oppression light hearty; the cruel oppressors of the homeless will then magically get what's coming to them while the homeless find happiness. But in the real world, Elmer Fudd gets his way because he uses his gun and the real Bugs Bunny finds himself in Elmer's tummy.

The 2010 census

2009-12-29T15:26:00.004-07:00

Homeless Americans will go under counted in the 2010 census. There is no easy way to quantify homelessness. It's not like you can even call most of those who are homeless on the phone or send them a letter. Other sorts of misery are more easily summed up, like divorce and death. Most homeless people probably hide it. You also can't just concentrate on one local population and use it as representative of the US as a whole. If all of America were just like some communities in America we would be redefined as a third world country.

Chile-soon to be first developed country of Latin America

2009-12-27T21:43:00.004-07:00

Congratulations to the people of Chile! They are on the verge of becoming a developed country. How did they accomplish this? The the Chilean government built homes for the working class.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=121701830

WOW. President Obama

2009-12-27T21:29:00.004-07:00

Now that Obama is president, those who voted for him might expect that the full funding of housing vouchers has eliminated homelessness. Well, he and his Democrats in congress have not even fully funded housing vouchers. Many communities have a seven year waiting list for housing vouchers. The difference between Democrats and Republicans is the Democrats might greese it up before that stick in the orifices of those who have to work for a living.

Crack is to junkies what guns are to N C

2007-01-14T15:03:00.000-07:00

My pal, N C, has quite an arsenal of firearms. He must know what smoking crack is like because it seems he gets that feeling whenever he fires a new WLD. (Weapon of Local Destruction) He even supports Bush going to Iraq to take away bad guy Sadam Husan's WLDs while bad guy Kim Jong Ill in North Korea actually has WMDs (Weapon of Mass Destruction.) It must take a lot of gun love to go after WLDs instead of WMDs. Anyway, we have been friends for many years. So when he told me that he bought a few more rifles, he knew what I was going to say next: let's give a few of your old ones to homeless people? He stated that if he did that, it would increase the likelihood that a bad cop would likely shoot the armed homeless person dead. I felt dumb because I hadn't thought of that before. But perhaps I didn't think of that before because I am actually smart? What if he is wrong? I think the pigs would just mind their own bee's wax if they believed the best case scenario would be a mountain of "I shot a man" paper work. So what do you say to that, huh, not smart as me N C?

It has been over two years.

2006-11-21T20:43:00.000-07:00

It has been over two years and I still haven't given out any guns to homeless people. I haven't even become a we yet. My wife doesn't even seem to be on board with this project. But then again, Karl Marx didn't become a household name until after his death.

Bum Fights

2006-10-01T23:01:00.001-06:00

Young men do some interesting fads: bell bottoms, brake dancing, surf music, and others. I still like to see good brake dancing. A current fad is something called "bum hunting." This is where a small group of men go find a homeless person to beat up then beat him up. It is believed that one homeless person dies per month from this sort of evil. I wouldn't say this generation of young people are worse than others. Once apon a time is was considered cool by even more young men to beat up on blacks and gays. But these days, even a queer dude can hit a button on his camera phone and sooner that you can understand a Spanish speaking person asking for a hair product in the store you are in (you want to visit someone in gel?, oh, hair gel!), there will be 20 well dressed but somehow very unactractive women beating the hell out of the 3 or 4 gay bashers who feel like hurting good people will give them a good time. Even the Mormons would look at such broots with distain these days; let alone getting approval from the young lady that a young man would want to ask out to the prom. Beating up black people is even more taboo. But it is still safe to hate homeless people in our society. One thing that helps bring on the popularity of this crap are the "bum fights" videos which have sold over 300,000. I would like to see homeless people wip out guns and shoot a few of these hoodlems in order to reverse this fad.

What about homeless children?

2006-09-28T23:50:00.000-06:00

Would I give guns to homeless children? No. Unfortunatly, there are homeless children to give them to. 40% of the homeless are families. I don't know what to give a homeless child besides a home. I can give them some kind of toy gun but it seems like they misplace it and loose it forever and get even more sad. In a nation that is supposedly more Christian than those heathens who allow gay marriage in Spain, shouldn't we take care of our all our children at least as well as the poorest children of Spain? But we don't. If you voted for Bush you are not a Christain because Christ wouldn't have wanted you to vote for someone who does nothing for homeless children.

http://www.nmha.org/homeless/childrenhomelessnessfacts.cfm

I ain't mean; I am realistic which makes me ultimately nice and others ultimately cruel.

2006-09-27T23:12:00.002-06:00

I ain't mean; I am realistic which makes me ultimately nice and others ultimately cruel. So let’s say I give out guns 50 hours a week in 50 states 50 week a year for 50 years: You are still more likely to become homeless yourself then to get shot. Unless, of course, you are an ex-president, ex-Beatle, or OJ Simpson’s ex. In the later case, I don’t see why when a messed up, good for nothing and gold-digging honky who plays with fire and gets burned by a has-been who never really was and will never be, becomes front page of the New York Times. I suppose 600 years from now we might live in a utopian world were 15,000 other people don't get killed that year therefor making that idividual case real news. But anyway, I digress, I guess from the point I am trying to make. And the people getting shot by homeless people would have gotten shot anyway; remember those snipers a few years back? Even so, if a few people get shot in the process of ending hundreds of years of homelessness in America, I am actually sad. Sad like I am about Germans getting killed in process of winning, or at least losing less, in World War II. In an often evil world, [not choosing] the much lesser of two evils is ultimately cruel.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/10/24/national/main526798.shtml

Homeless person's check list

2006-06-29T02:25:00.000-06:00

I guess I am a list loving fool. To be honest, a gun is usually not the most useful thing to a homeless person. Here are a few things I think would be more important.

1. A nation that values it's citizens.

2. Cloths

3. A home

4. Medicine (if needed)

5. Drug treatment (if needed)

6. Mental health care (if needed)

7. A van

Rosa Parks and the homeless and the bus.

2005-11-01T08:44:00.000-07:00

White supremacy is an ideological tool used to exploit others. One of the favorite weapons of white supremacy is the scapegoating of another group. It is more dangerous than the gun. The gun will remain in the kitchen drawer next to the forks while there is no motive to use it. Only way guns could become used is if one starts ingesting the gun powder residue one the forks which may give some just the type of brain damage essential to join a racial supremacy movement. Pretending that another group ought not have something and it needs to be taken from them becomes a motive to use a gun. At the founding of our country, these groups were the American Indians and the Blacks. We could think of our country as a great big bus moving us forward and occasionally backward. The engine of our country, since the beginning, is of human rights and exploiting others, human rights for those on the front of the bus and exploitation for those on the back of the bus. The homeless are on the back of the bus. Despite recent efforts of people like Rosa Parks, the legacy of exploiting others continues. Rosa Parks recently died. I like Rosa Parks. She refused to get onto the back of the bus and she was willing to use her gun if she had to. Thanks in part to her efforts, people's feelings toward Blacks has improved over the years. Scapegoating of Blacks has greatly weakened, yet the scapegoating in general has weakened to a mush lesser degree. The scapegoats of male white supremacy have moved on to new groups: Arabs, Muslims, Gays, poor people, and Hispanic immigrants. In an ironic twist, these days certain kinds of Black people join forces with, and are welcomed into, the community that was exclusively white and who carry a torch for exploitation faction of our founding fathers: Condusa Rice, Colen Powel, Janice Brown, etc... Perhaps some day, if we continue to practice the always blame somebody else game, and we become a country with a white minority, it will be the white man's turn to be the nigger. In a historic group sense, white people would be getting what is coming to them. But these future whites didn't cause the problems they will get in trouble for. It would be nice if we could once and for all establish that human rights is principle our country will live by as opposed to the principal of exploitation. I don't have a complete solution to this problem. Conservatives, as heirs to the legacy of white supremacy, do have a solution to this problem: pretend it doesn't exist.

Related link:
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/race_relations/july-dec05/parks_10-25.html

They don't care about you.

2005-09-10T09:28:00.000-06:00

Bush stayed on vacation while thousands of newly homeless people went hungry and thirsty in the New Orleans area. After all, [he] has his French pastry chief and at least two nice places to live. If he doesn't care about people when they are poor, he doesn't care about people. If he doesn't care why is he president? I think it is some strange little vanity trip. We should be mean to horrible presidents in order to detour people from running for the wrong reasons. If you see Bush, remind him that he killed thousands needlessly. If you see Clinton, tell him he didn't really do anything good. A president can do good things. Even Nixon started the Environmental Protection Agency and the food stamp programs. If you are making me wish for a Nixon like president, you suck!!!

10 unreasonable reasons to support guns for the homeless which are still more reasonable reasons than why we should let homeless people stay homeless

2005-09-04T06:33:00.000-06:00

1.Guns cost less than homes.

2.If Bush does make the world more peaceful, there will be less need for guns throughout the world in general. The people who make guns will need more people to buy guns. Not only do more guns get bought on the behalf of homeless people, but more the paranoid homed people will buy more guns to protect themselves from armed homeless people.

3.If Bush does not make the world less peaceful, the homeless can shoot at the invading Panamanian/Kenyan/Thai/New Zealander forces on our city streets as those of us with homes stay indoors away from the fighting. Yeah for fighting!!! (when somebody else does it.)

4.Adult men who have always wanted a gun but are too lazy to work for the money to buy one, can leave the basement of their mother's homes to live on the streets in order to get their free gun.

5.If the cold of the night gets to be unbearable, they can shoot themselves dead and they will not feel cold anymore.

6.Since they don't have electricity, they can communicate with the pop-pop-pop sounds of their firearms like an Indian smoke signal or morris code.

7.They can enjoy themselves with some recreational Target shooting.

8.Homeless people can shoot uninsured Republican voters who will have to pay so much for their medical bills that these Republicans will lose homes, thus improving the odds for a political solution as Republicans are the least likely to support universal health care.

9.Homeless people will refuse to move to other countries because they can't take their guns with them.

10.It is something to talk about when you get bored.

The government is Bull...

2005-09-04T05:06:00.000-06:00

The government is, figuratively speaking, Bull Shit. By shit, I don't mean the ebonic pronoun gangster rappers commonly use, but the vulgar word that offends your church going grandmother. Here is some justification:

If I murder some Iraqi, the US government gives me an award. (Oh but Justin, murder isn't murder when the government tells you to do it.) Are you tough enough for the truth?

If I put up a sign that says "Who cut the cheese?" in English in the French part of Canada, I would have to be required to put up a second sign in French saying "Qui a coupé le fromage?"

If I said that Castro is a chubby old bastard while in Cuba I could go to jail.
Government, like the shit from a bull, can also be used to fertilize the ground for healthy living things to grow from. But it stinks and should be used carefully. Much like this blog.

Related link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charter_of_the_French_Language

If you don't want to see homeless people with guns...

2005-09-04T03:19:00.000-06:00

If you don't want to see homeless people with guns you should support programs like HUD. They create public housing when they are managed smartly and funded adiquitly they decreases homeless and prevents their low income residents from owning guns. But, unfortunately, Republicans put the 'quit' in adiquitly.

A modest cousin gives his modest proposal

2005-08-28T20:49:00.000-06:00

Some people might think that I am kidding. Some people might think that I am serious. This project is what Al Franken would call 'kidding on the fly.' Which means that I am addressing crazy ideas with much less crazy ideas [and] I would like to give guns to homeless people. Just because a Trojan horse, a Trojan condom or a Trojan horse condom are funny things, doesn't mean they don't work.

Related link:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/pranks/homeless.html

A bad example of a good remedy to a bad economic policy

2005-08-28T19:57:00.000-06:00

The prescription Doctor Cousin Justin has for alleviating societies ills cost big bucks. I propose we raise the dough by taxing rich people. Sure they might have to buy a Yugo instead of a Cadillac but so what. If these rich people prefer to drive Cadillac cars through Yugo countries instead of driving a Yugo through Cadillac countries then they are so irresponsible that they will become drug addicts some day if they are not already. But we all know that when rich people get drug problems it is medical and when poor people get drug problems it is moral.

Related link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rush_Limbaugh

Drugs and the homeless

2005-08-28T19:37:00.000-06:00

Often people become often homeless because of drug abuse. Usually it is the use of booze. Sometimes homeless get low pay for working hard and the costs of their cigarette addiction makes paying rent just out of reach. Addicts do desperate things to get their drugs. Many would kill you if it meant drugs for them. I guess giving out free drugs to addicts in special hospitals might reduce drug related crime. I suppose drug testing for gun permits might be a good idea.

Boycott the poopy poop from poopfilled poopsters

2005-08-22T15:55:00.000-06:00

I was looking over some comments left on this blog. I found people hawking all kinds of expensive nothingness. I can see if someone is talking about their own gun shop or their community's homeless shelter. But if they are talking about refinancing your home or selling you prescriptions or any other unrelated rip-off, all they want to do is take away so much your money that you can afford a home. If you become homeless because of them, we will try to give you a gun. I wouldn't blame you if you shoot them but don't shoot them. (Especially if these are the weak minded creatures who have been brain washed by Amway, Prepaid Legal or any other pyramid scheme, as they are not to blame, their cult leaders are) If somebody advertises on this this blog it is likely that those advertising and their entire industry are a bunch of bastards, so thusly you should avoid buying their junk.

We love our constitution

2005-08-22T14:07:00.000-06:00

We love our constitution. If it were a woman I would marry it. If it were a man, I would move to Canada so I could marry it.

The first paragraph of the constitution tells us to give people welfare benefits:

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

The first amendment gives us the freedom to get together and say this stuff:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Guns for the Homeless is a well regulated militia. we secure the homeless people of the state. The second amendment was written with us in mind:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

The fourteenth amendment tells us that all people born in the US have the same rights are every body else which would include gun ownership:

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

The sixteenth amendment means that the government can charge Americans taxes then use the money to provide homes for the homeless:

The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration.

As you can see, we wish to live according the the constitution. Even though homeless people get the least the US has to offer they still get so much. I am sure they are willing to fire their gun at people if they believe it defends the constitution. we are patriots. You would have to be a hate America firstificating judicial activist to get in our way.

Footnote: Royal we

If you want to see more homeless people with guns...

2004-10-31T07:24:00.000-07:00

If you want to see homeless people with guns, vote for Bush. His ideology increases homelessness and fights for gun rights. He has cut section 8 housing by 1 billion dollars while rents go up. He has also gotten the NRA endorsement for president. As just one country isn't enough for him to mess up, Bush made for plenty of homeless gun toting Iraqis as well.

Related link:
http://www.motherjones.com/news/dailymojo/2004/05/05_520.html

Road map to giving the powerless firepower.

2004-10-30T23:13:00.000-06:00

What has been done so far:

1. Got onto the internets.

What we have yet to do:

1. Become a non-profit corporation so that donations can be tax exempt.

2. Create a translation of the Internet site from American English (poorly writen) to British English

3. Become a federally licensed arms dealer.

4. Get some guns.

5. Hire a lawyer. (A hired gun of the legal realm)

6. Give the guns to responsible homeless people.

7. Give more guns to people we can legally give guns to.

8. Hope for the best.

If you think homeless people shouldn't have guns...

2004-10-30T09:39:00.000-06:00

If you think homeless people shouldn't have guns then you are a no-home-o-phoebe. I have known a few homeless people and I find them to be much like anybody else. They just don't have a place to plug in their toasters. Fortunately, guns run on batteries.

10 reasons to support Guns for the Homeless.

2004-10-30T08:56:00.000-06:00

1. Homeless people need to protect themselves. They are more vulnerable to police brutality and civilian crime. People will start thinking twice before violating a bum with an ordnance of his or her own.

2. Packing an equalizer may give many dignity. They will by happy to know that they are not an exception to the constitution.

3. This project may give issues of poverty more visibility. Does gun owning homeless end homelessness?

4. This project might give the second amendment to the constitution more perspective. Does gun owning homeless end gun owning?

5. Since these guns will be given ballistics tests before given out, if one of these guns gets fired in a crime, it can be easily traced.

6. Instead of freezing or starving to death, a hobo can use his or her persuader to convince someone to give them what they need as it would be a handy conversational piece leading to the eventual polite "by the way I need..."

7. Homeless people can intervene when they see someone else getting victimized by crime.

8. Homeless people can pawn their poppers for cash.

9. When violent dogs get away from their owners in the middle of the night, they are likely to find a homeless person to hurt. Campers can kill these old yellers and perhaps eat some dog stew.

10. When homeless people have constitutional rights, we all have constitutional rights.

Notable links

2004-10-30T08:46:00.000-06:00

National Rifle Association
nra.org
These people defend our right to own guns.

Department of Housing and Urban Development
www.hud.gov
This is a part of government that provides housing for people who would otherwise be homeless.

Maoist International Movement
www.etext.org/Politics/MIM/
If the capitalists continue to let poverty get worse, one might see people like these take over. A revolution might be a good thing, but when it happens it will likely be one most of us do not like.

The American Red Cross
redcross.org
These people are wonderful! The provide homeless shelters for the homeless and blood for the gun shot victims. You should donate to them instead of us.