Crack is to junkies what guns are to N C

My pal, N C, has quite an arsenal of firearms. He must know what smoking crack is like because it seems he gets that feeling whenever he fires a new WLD. (Weapon of Local Destruction) He even supports Bush going to Iraq to take away bad guy Sadam Husan's WLDs while bad guy Kim Jong Ill in North Korea actually has WMDs (Weapon of Mass Destruction.) It must take a lot of gun love to go after WLDs instead of WMDs. Anyway, we have been friends for many years. So when he told me that he bought a few more rifles, he knew what I was going to say next: let's give a few of your old ones to homeless people? He stated that if he did that, it would increase the likelihood that a bad cop would likely shoot the armed homeless person dead. I felt dumb because I hadn't thought of that before. But perhaps I didn't think of that before because I am actually smart? What if he is wrong? I think the pigs would just mind their own bee's wax if they believed the best case scenario would be a mountain of "I shot a man" paper work. So what do you say to that, huh, not smart as me N C?